1. Stick to vacation spots like Portland
2. If you've seen a trailer, it's no good.
3. Stay up to date on brewery openings
4. If you're going to wear blue jeans they should be these...
5. iTunes doesn't pay artists properly.
6. Only suggest if you're trying to lose your hipster friend
7. If you don't wear glasses, get some.
8. Read up
9. Be sensitive
10. Be VERY sensitive
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