1. My Chemical Romance posted a mysterious teaser on Twitter yesterday, and the world went into meltdown.
Us: I'm finally done with my emo phase My Chemical Romance: 9/23/16 Us:
2. Emos the world over were caught completely off-guard.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE HAVE GOT ME LIKE THIS
3. We all suddenly began applying 300% more eyeliner.
me before and after hearing that my chemical romance might reunite
4. And the emo feels came back as if they had never left.
If My Chemical Romance really are coming back I'm doubling the thickness of my eyeliner and disowning my parents
5. In our hearts, we all moved to Emo, Ontario.
Friend: "There's a possible My Chemical Romance reunion" Me:
6. There was a sudden increase in the sales of black lipstick and chokers.
me bc my chemical romance is making a comeback
7. And everyone started doing those weird hand symbols everyone did back in 2007.
"My Chemical Romance teases a possible comeback" ME:
8. There was SO. MUCH. EYELINER.
Everyone:"MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS BAC!!!K" Me:
9. And memes galore.
my chemical romance: *randomly posts a mysterious video with a date on it* me:
10. Other fandoms got involved...
first i will reunite my chemical romance next the empire
11. And people speculated that our kings had returned to save the shitstorm that has been 2016.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SAW THAT 2016 WAS FALLING APART SO THEY ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER TO SAVE THIS TERRIBLE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. We all realised that it is impossible to outgrow emo.
"you're 24 years old why are you excited that my chemical romance is reuniting"
13. Seriously, mom, IT'S NOT A PHASE.
ROSES ARE BLACK VIOLETS ARE BLACK MOM THIS ISN'T A PHASE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS BACK
14. *waits patiently while cutting in a huge emo fringe*
Waiting for My Chemical Romance's return in September like
15. Oh, and there was another announcement too...
when Shrek 5 and a My Chemical Romance return are both confirmed on the same day
16. People arose from the Dead! with all the excitement.
when you're dead but heard My Chemical Romance is coming back
17. And there were references to some of MCR's most beloved music videos.
My Chemical Romance fans when they released the teaser.
18. Question: Where can I buy red eyeliner?
my chemical romance fans at 12:40pm vs 12:45pm
19. *rummages in drawers for old MCR band tees*
Me: I'm not a my chemical romance fan really anymore My chemical romance: 9/23/16 Me:
20. There was speculation that Myspace might make a comeback.
Maybe when My Chemical Romance reunite, people will log into their MySpace accounts again and order will be restored to the world.
21. It truly was a great day for being sad.
Every My Chemical Romance fan right now.
22. And we all rejoined the Black Parade.
*Scrolling through Twitter* My Chemical Romance: 23/9/16 MCR Fans:
23. Because, even after 10 years, true emos can't handle hearing that singular G note.
ME: i'm over my chemical romance, they broke up so long ago, i've grown up and moved on ME: *hears a G note played on piano* ME: WHEN I WAS