1. The night started with the contestants entering on a catwalk featuring other people wearing really weird outfits, like this person, who was dressed like a swan.
2. And this person, who is clearly the king of toilet paper??
4. People were thirsty for the Dutch contestant. He randomly stopped performing for 10 seconds halfway through his song to stare seductively in the camera, probably to hypnotise you into voting for him.
5. Then Hungary's contestant stepped on to the stage, and people were even more thirsty. They also noted that he looked kind of familiar.
6. But mostly people were just mad that he didn't tuck in his shirt.
7. Then Israeli Adam Lambert and his spinning faceless dancers took to the stage to sing a ballad.
Do you see the dancer? DO YOU?