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Friendly Reminder That Victoria Beckham Used To Dress Like This In The '00s

A look back at years of ruffles, corsets, and an awful lot of satin.

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...she's also mother to the four most genetically blessed children on the planet, probably.

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1. But it hasn't always been this way. Back in the 00s – in darker times – Victoria used to rock up at red carpet events looking like she was auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing.

3. 2015 Victoria wouldn't show up to parties honouring her husband in a satin corset and boho-style maxi skirt.

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And she especially wouldn't wear a slightly mismatching satin clutch.

7. She would never go to the Met Gala in this sheer metallic dress, because now she wears floor-length all-white gowns and looks completely flawless.

9. 2015 Victoria wouldn't wear matching all-white outfits with her husband, because now if they match, it's black tie or nothing.

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Although this look was totally iconic, so nobody would blame them for re-creating it.

11. Like these matching newsie outfits, which would never fly with the ever-stylish Beckham family nowadays.

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It's possible that Victoria actually made this dress out of a newspaper. Possibly.

12. It's not just the matching outfits that have been ditched in the last decade: Victoria just doesn't rock satin like she used to. And that's kind of sad.

(Also, again with the posing? What's up with that?)

15. Nowadays, VB just isn't as...ahem...experimental with fashion as she used to be. You wouldn't see her wearing a floral, sequined, sheer shirt with a tutu in 2015.

19. Victoria Beckham wouldn't wear a dress with this much skirt in 2015, because Victoria Beckham is all about sleek silhouettes and ~clean lines~ in 2015.

20. It's not likely that the bob that inspired a whole generation of women would make an appearance in 2015. And the zebra print dress and pink bra probably wouldn't either.

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