It's no secret that actor and low-key the best Canadian Ryan, Ryan Reynolds, is basically the King of Twitter.
Seriously, his tweets are a goldmine, and if you don't follow him already, you really should.
Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.
Because he's really been stepping up his game recently, particularly in response to some ~interesting~ requests from fans. It all started in May, with an innocent, "I'm okay right now, thanks."
The tweets got pretty damn weird pretty damn fast. But not to worry, because Ryan knew exactly how to respond.
At some point, the excuses began.
Ryan was too busy performing wholesome tasks to carry out his fans' requests.
Like helping his elderly grandmother with her medication.
Or saving injured animals from almost certain death.
Sometimes he was too busy making beautiful works of art to tear out people's appendixes.
Or otherwise aiding his local area by planting fresh flowers at the community centre.
But mostly he's just trying to do some good for the world, y'know?
Oh, and in case you're wondering what Ryan's wife, Blake Lively, thinks about all of this...
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