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There's A New Meme Where People Combine Merida From "Brave" With Scottish Twitter And I Can't Stop Laughing

Is it too late to re-record the voices for Wreck-It Ralph 2?

When the first trailer for Wreck-It Ralph 2 was released back in June, everyone freaked the hell out over one thing and one thing only: the fact that all of the Disney princesses were going to show up in a scene together.

Well, just a few days ago, Disney released a sneak peek of the movie, featuring – amongst other things – the princesses hanging out in their PJs at a slumber party.

In the clip, Merida (the Scottish princess from Brave) goes on a rant about the curse she accidentally put on her mother, but none of the other princesses can understand her, because she's from ~the other studio~.

And now people have combined the clip with one of the greatest phenomena of our time: Scottish Twitter.

Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've hadda SHET? WELL IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAHS! DISGOOSTENG!

And the results are incredible.

"Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck"

Like. I'm crying.

Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur getting big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein

Is it too late for Kelly Macdonald to re-record her voice work for Wreck-It Ralph 2? Because I need this to be included.

"Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus"

I mean, the movie is called Ralph Breaks the Internet, and the internet doesn't get much better than Scottish Twitter.

“Me ma had a go at is for “using too much toilet roll” wey al just leave my arsed caked in shite to save you an extra £1.50 ya fucking weapon”

If this doesn't brighten up your day, I don't know what will.

Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says "have you got any nut allergies" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut

“The police came tae ma door and told me my dugs were chasing people on bikes ma dugs don't even have bikes”

@AshokaTheBear “Never understood why acts at festivals shout ‘are you ready?’ aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes”

Oh, and in case you were wondering what Merida was actually saying, this person decided to bless us non-Scots with an official translation:

Thankfully I have a Scottish hubby to translate this: “I gave my mom a cake, she turned into a big bear. My old man tries to do her in. If that’s not a pure mess, I don’t know what is”

Whew. This all just makes me even more excited for Wreck-It Ralph 2.