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Friendly Reminder That Dougie Poynter Is The Hottest Man On The Planet

I want a huggie from Dougie.

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1. Hi! This is Dougie Poynter and he's the bassist for McFly and that's nice for all of us, isn't it?

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2. Here he is holding a bass guitar and proving that he is really good at playing bass guitar:

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3. **Realises that I now understand how it feels to wish I was a bass guitar...**

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4. Look at him playing his guitar with Tom's son, Buzz!! If this isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen I don't believe you!!

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5. If someone else posed like this you'd think they were trying too hard to be cool, but he actually looks cool, and that's not fair.

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6. Dougie Poynter makes you wonder how someone can look so perfect while just standing there holding a drink...

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7. But then you're like, "Yeah, of course he looks good just standing there holding a drink. Or not holding a drink. Whatever. I don't even care any more."

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8. Honestly, the only thing better than Dougie just standing there is Dougie just standing there in a tuxedo.

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9. Can we vote for the next James Bond? Because I vote for Dougie. And I don't even like James Bond.

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10. Even Pokémon are delighted to be near Dougie and his beautiful smile.

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11. Dogs like him too, which proves that he is a great person, because dogs exclusively like great people.

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12. Here is Dougie with his bandmate Danny Jones, who is probably saying, "Whoa, look at this really hot guy who is shirtless next to me."*

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*Danny potentially is not actually saying this.

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13. Here he is looking a bit confused but like, a cute confused, not the kind of weird angry-looking face I make when I'm confused.

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14. He even looks amazing when backlit, which is basically impossible to do???

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15. Dougie knows he looks good in a semi-buttoned, vertically-striped shirt, and he embraces it.

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16. Here he is standing in front of a cool landscape and stealing all of the attention from the cool landscape.

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17. Here he is lying in front of some beautiful flowers and stealing all of the attention from the beautiful flowers.

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18. Seriously, have you ever seen someone perfect the art of the mirror selfie so masterfully?

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19. Dougie probably takes one selfie and then is all "yep that's fine, no need to take another 3000 pictures to find one where I look presentable enough to put on the internet".

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20. Oh, and what's better than a mirror selfie?? A mirror selfie in a tuxedo.

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21. I'm sorry, sir, but this is too far.

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22. His hair is better than my hair and I'm mad about it.

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23. UuughuUUhjhUHJHHGGHHH. Enough.

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24. In conclusion: Excuse me sir, how dare you???

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25. This has been a friendly reminder of Dougie Poynter's glorious existence.

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