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18 Things Hiddleswift Do That'd Be Weird If You Did Them

Is it really love if the entire world isn't speculating about it?

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1. Have a Met Gala meet-cute where you take part in a kind of cringe-worthy dance-off.

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4. Announce your relationship to the world with some grainy paparazzi shots on the cover of a tabloid newspaper.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's romance sensationally revealed https://t.co/xc2yGvUPFj

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7. Declare your love for each other using temporary tattoos of each other's initials surrounded by hearts.

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So what if it just so happens to also be your own initial? That's just a coincidence.

8. Introduce your new man to all of your friends at a very large party, but share none of the professional photographers' photos of him on your own social media accounts.

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9. Perform PDA in front of Ryan Reynolds, causing him to do this face:

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14. But if you DO decide to answer some questions, be sure to refer to your boo by their full name, so everyone knows EXACTLY who you're talking about.

“Well, um. How best to put this?” said Hiddleston, chuckling. “The truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy. Thanks for asking.”

15. Also expressly state that your relationship is not a publicity stunt.

He even went on to clarify: “That’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.”

16. Have your music producer ex shade the fuck out of your new relationship on Twitter because your people told the world that you actually wrote his hit song.

I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do

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17. And then have Katy Perry low-key respond to the drama with a GIF of Hillary Clinton