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FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.
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everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn't go to wizard high school
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Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"
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SORTING HAT: Ravenclaw! SNAPE: Does it know it's on a pumpkin? SORTING HAT: Another Weasley, eh? GRYFFINDOR! ALBUS: I'm not in charge here.
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DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great
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Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter.
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Nerds love Harry Potter because the school only has one sport and you don't have to run.
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