We all know and love Chris Evans. He's Captain America (both onscreen and, for all intents and purposes, in real life) and captain of all our hearts.
He's also probably the most wholesome celebrity on Twitter.
'Excuse me, are u busy? Could I interest u in chasing squirrels with me outside? Or perhaps u could toss the frisbee? I have no plans today'
Seriously, if you don't follow him already, you should do so immediately — even if it's just for the many, many tweets about his dog.
And when he's not tweeting about his dog, he's cracking jokes that'll only make you love him even more.
So when ET Canada tweeted a news story about Chris alongside a less-than-flattering photo of him, he was obviously going to make a joke of it.
.@ChrisEvans to star in new #AntoineFuqua blockbuster Infinite https://t.co/jaHv59GLjB
First, some backstory on the moustache: It was for a role in a Broadway play he was in last year, and he told Seth Meyers in a Late Night interview that he wasn't a huge fan of it.
So he was definitely going to have something to say when the moustache was brought up again.
"This is clearly an act of aggression," he wrote. "There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Canada?"
People absolutely loved Chris' response.
@ChrisEvans THIS IS YOUR FUNNIEST TWEET
@ChrisEvans THIS IS WHY UR CAPTAIN AMERICA AND NOT CAPTAIN CANADA
@ChrisEvans OMFG DJFJF IM WHEEZING
And told him he'll never be able to escape the Ghost of Facial Hair's Past.
@ChrisEvans the mustache always will come back to haunt you
@ChrisEvans it’s your own fault for growing that thing in the first place tbh
@ChrisEvans LMAOOOO YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
Even fellow Marvel star Tessa Thompson got involved.
@ChrisEvans This is rude.
Don't worry though, Chris — moustache or not, you'll always be our Captain.
