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19 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Absolutely Fucking Terrified Of Spiders

This post contains exactly zero pictures of humongous spiders. You're welcome.

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8. Or the winter, when all of the spiders are frozen and so can't come and bother you in your own home.


Pictured: You having a great time in your ice castle, where no spiders will go because it's too cold.


12. Because you're constantly torn between wanting to know where all spiders are at all times, so you know they're nowhere near you...

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"I'm definitely completely safe if I'm wrapped tightly in my duvet." – you, probably