1. You have no trouble naming America's oldest brewery

2. "Egypt on the waterfront," has a completely different geographical meaning

3. You believe this is appropriate New Years Day attire

4. You can spell Schuylkill, Manayunk, and Conshohocken without hesitation

5. You miss this guy

6. And this guy

7. You recognize the brilliance of Wawa

8. You trust only one man concerning the weather

9. You consider the soft pretzel a delicacy

10. You're proud to say these guys are from Philly

11. Them too

12. Your grammer is constantly corrected because you say, "down the shore."

13. Late night cheesesteaks elicit this reaction
14. You know SEPTA is a form of transportation and not a venereal disease

15. You've endured the King of Prussia Mall crowds

16. Your radio is always tuned to Power 99 FM

17. When you have to go to the Philly airport you feel like this
18. You know all about the Herr's chips

19. This trio ruined your Sunday on multiple occasions

20. You suffer from a slight inferiority complex since you're stuck between NYC and DC

21. You always thought the Vet had charm

22. Your first summer music festival was the Y100 Fez-tival

23. You couldn't be more tired of the Fresh Prince theme song
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24. This is the only acceptable form of bullying

25. You've ditched school or work to attend Wing Bowl

26. You're sure Steven Starr is a culinary wizard

27. You're aware people believe the Main Line is like this.
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28. But know that it's really more like this
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29. You're given strange looks when you ask for "wooder ice"

30. When throwing a party you make sure to have time to go to BOTH the state liquor store and beer distributor

31. You include Tastykakes as part of a well balanced breakfast

32. This voice has lead to equal amounts of joy and frustration
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33. You always rooted for him to succeed in the NBA

34. You never rooted for him to succeed in the NBA
