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16 Baby Sloths Who Are Too Innocent For This Cruel World

They are a light in the darkness.

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1. Look at this baby sloth. He is too innocent to know about taxes or student loans or the people who actually buy things in the "As Seen on TV" section.

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2. Too tiny and new to this world to know about the "Casual Encounters" category on Craigslist.

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3. Shhhhh! Please nobody tell this little guy that people DO wear socks and flip-flops together.

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4. It's OK, little baby sloth, the monsters who still send Farmville invites aren't real.

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5. And the DMV? It's a lovely, quiet place where you go to get your license renewed and it only takes like 10 to 15 minutes and everyone is cheery.

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6. So many innocent angels who don't need to know what it's like being on a crowded elevator that is stopping on every floor when you need to go to the highest floor.

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7. Precious babies who should never face the struggle of trying to abbreviate the word "casual."

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8. LOOK AT HIM. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT GUAC COSTS EXTRA.

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9. LOOK AT THIS FACE. YOU CAN'T SHOW THIS FACE ALL THE TERRIBLE TINDER MESSAGES YOU'VE RECEIVED.

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YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T EVEN BRING UP TINDER AT ALL, THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS TO HAVE TINDER ON THEIR MINDS.

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10. So young and hopeful and unaware that in order to get a job these days you need like 8,000 internships and none of them ever pay.

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11. Too pure to know that Hoarding: Buried Alive has five seasons and is still going strong.

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12. And god forbid this precious snowflake finds out how divided we became over THE COLORS OF A DRESS.

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13. Or how we have made DADBOD a THING.

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14. Shamelusts? Let's ESPECIALLY keep those to ourselves amongst these truly wholesome creatures.

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15. Tell them a bedtime story, but don't tell them about FAN FICTION. IT'S TOO MUCH FOR THEIR UNTAINTED LITTLE MINDS.

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16. And whatever you do, DON'T. MENTION. MINIONS. DEAR GOD DON'T MENTION MINIONS.

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