19 WTF Things You Could Only Buy At Goodwill

    ♪ Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? ♪

    1. A snazzy pair of Handerpants.

    2. An elegant sperm tie.

    3. Whatever the hell these are.

    4. To go with whatever the hell this is.

    5. A stealthy pair of Bar-noculars.

    6. These nice little stickers.

    7. A Cat Lady throne.

    8. A little sloth shrine.

    9. And Elmo, looking scarier than you remember him from childhood.

    10. A book about the ORIGINAL penis cloud.

    11. A haunted-ass music box.

    12. Shirts with REAL MEN on them.

    13. Or shirts depicting regal alpacas.

    14. MORE THAN ONE Shrek baby.

    15. And this nifty little gadget that is hopefully unused.

    16. You might also find a boob teapot.

    17. A lovely gnome lawn ornament.

    18. Somebody's improved Jenga set.

    19. And last but not least, a normal-looking chair with a...secret compartment.