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    24 Genius Products Missing From Your Cat Lady Life

    You can't really call yourself a Cat Lady 'til you REALLY commit.

    1. First of all, every parent needs a "World's Best" mug.

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    Ladies' found here, gentlemen's found here.

    2. AND CAT-SHAPED MARSHMALLOWS TO PUT IN THAT MUG.

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    A combination you didn't know you needed until RIGHT NOW. Get them here, and here is a helpful guide to ordering them for those of us not in Japan.

    3. Why not throw some cat-shaped tea bags into this lovely mix?

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    Get them on Etsy.

    4. Keep it even cozier with this candle of one of your ~favorite things~.

    5. And this hoodie with a SNUGGLE POUCH FOR YOUR CAT.

    6. While you're at it, a subscription to Cat Lady Box seems necessary.

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    The best part is the box itself is a gift for your kitty! Sign up here.

    7. AND YOU MIGHT NEED THESE FREAKING HEELS.

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    Get them here. Worth every penny.

    8. And this very stylish wallet that aggressively announces your interests.

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    Available here.

    9. This sentimental lil' necklace is so cute and gentle, your friends can't be like "don't wear that."

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    Get it here!

    10. And this sophisticated "Cat Lady" perfume, which completes the ensemble.

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    A "black tea fragrance with cat mint essential oil." Amazing. Get it here!

    11. Here is the only bouquet you will ever give or receive, from here on out.

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    Get it from ThinkGeek.

    12. And this genius laser pointer to satisfy both YOU and your cat.

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    It's officially called "Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer." Also from ThinkGeek.

    13. These sticky notes will help you remember to pick up cat food on your way home.

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    Get them from Mochi Things.

    14. And why not organize the rest of your life with this adorable calendar?

    Get it here. Artwork by Jamie Shelman.

    15. This welcome mat lays out the truth before people enter your home.

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    Found on Amazon!

    16. And this throw pillow with a similar sentiment is good for emphasis.

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    Get it here!

    17. Keep things clean with this adorable, cat-paw sponge.

    Order them here!

    18. Like, for instance, this simple yet wonderful cutting board.

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    Found on Etsy!

    19. If you want to be more subtle, you can sneakily put these cat-feet socks on your furniture.

    Find them here.

    20. And apply these hungry-kitten corner protectors!

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    Found on Amazon.

    21. Or slide these delightful cat-butt coasters under the drinks of your unsuspecting guests.

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    Amazing mug, not included. Found here!

    22. Maybe you're ready to rock this blunt T-shirt.

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    Like...you can't really argue with the statement. Get it here!

    23. And this embroidery, just to really drive your point home.

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    Found on Etsy.

    24. Finally, you'll want to purchase this ukulele because what you TRULY need is a Cat Lady Theme Song.

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    Customizable on Etsy!