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13 Reasons Pallas' Cats Are Just Misunderstood Teenagers

Quit asking them why they're grumpy, you're embarrassing them in front of their friends.

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1. First of all, they are not your average house cat. They're ~wild~.

"It just kind of feels like you're not understanding that I am a huntress and not at all similar to your kitty."
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"It just kind of feels like you're not understanding that I am a huntress and not at all similar to your kitty."

2. They're different from all the other cats of the world.

"I have ROUND PUPILS. Just let me do me!"
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"I have ROUND PUPILS. Just let me do me!"

3. And even though they are so fluffy it almost hurts, they will pretend like it's not a thing.

"I'm 18 in cat years, I'm not a little kitten any more!"
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"I'm 18 in cat years, I'm not a little kitten any more!"

4. They mostly want you to talk about how bad-ass they are and not call any attention to cuteness.

"I hunted my own gerbils for dinner, it's whatever."
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"I hunted my own gerbils for dinner, it's whatever."

5. Don't try to pet them. Like most angsty teens, they don't want to be touched.

"I just really want to be left alone right now and nobody gets that."
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"I just really want to be left alone right now and nobody gets that."

6. Things like sunshine and flowers only make them grumpy.

"I don't like sunshine, because it means I'm not supposed to be sleeping when I want to be sleeping."
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"I don't like sunshine, because it means I'm not supposed to be sleeping when I want to be sleeping."

7. Actually, most things make them grumpy. Do they need a reason?

"I just have a lot going on in my life, and I really don't appreciate you trying to keep me from feeling these emotions."
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"I just have a lot going on in my life, and I really don't appreciate you trying to keep me from feeling these emotions."

8. When there's more than one of them, you avoid eye contact because they make you feel incredibly uncool and a little intimidated.

"You wouldn't get it."
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"You wouldn't get it."

9. Pallas' cats get really upset when you post unflattering pictures of them.

"Take that down immediately, Johnny from calculus might see it."
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"Take that down immediately, Johnny from calculus might see it."

10. Pallas' cats don't want you all up in their business.

"If I wanted you to know, you'd know."
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"If I wanted you to know, you'd know."

11. Sleep is their true friend. (But again, don't mention anything about how cute they are while they rest.)

"Life would be an endless void without sleep."
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"Life would be an endless void without sleep."

12. And when they are feeling emotional, they absolutely do not want you to know.

"I didn't really care for Zayn anyways."
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"I didn't really care for Zayn anyways."

13. If you try to joke around with Pallas' cats, they won't laugh, and you will feel very awkward and might have to look down at your phone and pretend like you have a very interesting text.

"You're trying really hard and it's making me more angry."
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"You're trying really hard and it's making me more angry."

But at the end of the day they are still in the cat family which means they are precious lil angels no matter what image they are trying to convey.

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