1.
"Just do what I'm doing."
2.
"I am trying to find the remote."
3.
"Go inside and relax, I'm taking care of things."
5.
"Made sure you didn't miss any patches when you mowed the grass."
6.
"Potatoes are always the answer."
7.
"I know just the tool for this kind of job."
8.
"I am a pug and even I know that sometimes after a break up you need a Nicolas Cage marathon."
10.
"You're going to have to assist me with anything higher than 4ft."
11.
"I do what I can with the gifts I have been given."
12.
"I just wanted to make sure it tasted alright."
13.
"So...where did I go wrong here?"
14.
"What do you want from me Linda? You kept saying you didn't like the wallpaper in the hallway."
16.
"Alright, let's talk STRATEGY, BABY."
17.
"I can't read the assignment, but I'm pretty knowledgable about squirrels and digging."
18.
"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
19.
"WHERE IS THE SQUIRREL, I WILL SAVE US FROM HIM."
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20.
"I'm just making sure you have the best of both worlds, we can't all be kissers here."
21.
"I will keep him safe."
22.
"I'm not very good at hanging your clothes."
23.
"I am trying to be helpful, but this is really scary."
24.
"I didn't want you to spend extra money on a new bed."
25.
"YOU WON'T FALL. NOT ON MY WATCH."
26.
"I have trapped the monster. We are safe."
