2.Just look at this dude with his spherical dreamland.
3.And this guy, sittin' in his cup, with his noodle, without a worry or care.
4.They are so tiny that even a boring beige couch is a giant frontier worth exploring.
5.Here's a hamster, on a piano, eating popcorn like there's no tomorrow.
6.And this dude just chillin'. All he ever does is chill.
7.Hamsters get to be kings of expansive castles.
8.And mansions that are literally like 100 times their size.
9.Or just FRIGGIN' HUGE, even by human standards.
10.Hamsters get nice-ass cabinets they don't even use.
11.This established homeowner even has a wraparound porch.
12.THEY CAN LIVE IN TREEHOUSES IF THEY WANT.
13.And if they get bored of their massive homes, all they have to do is hop into a ⅓-cup measuring cup to be transported to somewhere equally massive and fun.
14.Honestly, it's a little unfair.
15.OK, NO IT'S A LOT UNFAIR. WHERE IS THE PERSON FEEDING ME WHILST I SIT IN A BEAUTIFUL SUNLIT PARLOR???
16.Whatever. Hamsters are lucky little rodents, and I guess all we can do is congratulate them on their awesome lives.
