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Posted on Jul 22, 2016

14 Perfect Alternatives To Sending A Dick Pic

Use Snapchat for good, not evil.

Nothing is worse than an unsolicited dick pic. To assist all the gentlemen out there who may be thinking of sending one, here are some alternatives for you.

1. Instead of your ~excited~ member, maybe send over a very excited puppy.

2. Or instead of sending a pic of you playing with your dingy, send a snap of you playing with a puppy.

3. You can even go crazy and add some emojis, something you probably wouldn't do to your peen.

4. Good news, though β€” you can still use the text you were thinking of putting on that dick pic!!!!!

5. "Wish you were here right now πŸ˜‰"

6. "Thinkin' bout you."

7. "hey"

8. If you're a teen, here is an ESPECIALLY helpful alternative to pics referencing how your parents aren't home, how you can sneak past your parents, etc., etc.

9. Basically, when it comes to sending a puppy pic, everyone wins.

10. The receiver will be elated, and the sender IS IN THE PRESENCE OF A PUPPY.

11. And get this β€” by using these alternatives, you might even get a response.

12. What's more, when you say "Come over," the receiver MIGHT EVEN DO JUST THAT.

13. Puppy pics >>> dick pics. Makes you think.

14. And the very best part of all is, the smaller the puppy, the better. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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