1. The Soul-crushing Regret
"Why did I excitedly get into the car? Why did I set myself up for failure?"
2. The Side Eye of Betrayal
"And I thought you were my friend."
3. The Domino Effect
"In twelve seconds this idiot will realize where we are. Twelve, eleven, ten..."
4. The Civil Disobedience
"I will not fight, but I also will not go."
5. The Heart-wrenching Farewell
"I will love you always. And I promise you, I will come back for you. In approximately 45 minutes because this is only a check-up and I will be a good boy."
6. The Jaw-Dropper
"GASP."
7. The Skittish Passenger
"We're just going for a ride WAIT WHAT WAS THAT."
8. The 'In This Together'
"Come on, Buddy. We've got this. We're a TEAM. WE'LL STEP ON THE SCALE LIKE CHAMPS."
9. The Grudge Holder
"I will not soon forget about this."
10. The Rightful Despair
"Nobody likes getting shots, just let me be sad about it."
11. The "I did not sign up for this"
"Oh cool what is this?"
"Wait. No. I did not sign up for this."
12. The Jaded and The Innocent
Innocent: "This will be fun!"
Jaded: "You will see."
13. The Brave Soul
"I will go forth into the darkness, and if I fall I will only come out the stronger."
14. The Dashed Hopes and Crushed Dreams
"YAY I'M SO HAPPY FOR AN ADVENTURE! Wait, nope, you are my new sworn enemy."
15. The Self Pep-Talker
"You can do this Butterball. YOU CAN DO THIS. BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO OVERCOME."
16. The "How Dare You?"
"Tra la la la la....HOW DARE YOU."
17. The Pure Appallation
"The nerve of you to take me to a place such as THIS. I am thoroughly APPALLED."
18. The Detachment
"I have no words."
19. The Guy Not Afraid To Lose A Little Dignity
"If being a baby is what it takes to get me out of this, then a baby I shall be."
20. The "Puppy Dog Eyes" Attempter
"You couldn't possibly take this cute of a face to the vet, now could you?"
21. The Resistance
"I WILL NOT GO, AND YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME. THIS IS A REVOLUTION."
22. The Denial
"The vet? Nawww...you wouldn't do that to me. Heh. The vet. Good one."
23. The Dog Who Can't Be Moved
"This is my home now."
24. The "Are you effing kidding me?"
"Low blow, bro. Low blow."
25. The Courageous Heart
"Don't back down or show your fear, Reginald. You will get treats at the end."
26. The "Given Up All Hope"
"I do not like thermometers up my butt. I do not like them."
27. The Bright Spirits That Can't Be Dampened
"VET YEAH YEAH YEAH WOOO VET CAR TRIP YEAH YEAH"