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    22 Questions For The Monsters Who Don't Like Dogs

    First of all....WHAT????

    1. Seriously, WHAT??????

    2. Is this a joke???

    3. This little poof doesn't melt your heart?

    4. Does seeing this beautiful ray of sunshine smiling up at you NOT make you think wonderful things?

    5. Does it not make you sad that you are a disappointment to this face of pure innocence?

    6. No? Are you straight up lying?

    7. Do you think that these dots forming this perfect being are just an optical illusion?

    8. HAVE YOU NO SOUL?

    9. If confronted with a troop of smiling dogs who literally just want to make your day better, you're saying your day wouldn't even be better?

    10. Do you even like being happy?

    11. LIKE OHMYGOD HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THIS IS PRECIOUS AND WONDERFUL AND MEANINGFUL?

    12. Does seeing a dog lick it's own nose not make you wonder how this world is so gracious to us?

    13. What about TWO tongues flopping out without a care? Does that not ignite a gratitude for life in your heart?

    14. OK, HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE DOGS?

    15. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THAT THIS SIGHT DOES NOT MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU?

    16. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO SMILE AT THIS MUDDY DOG WHO IS CLEARLY VERY HAPPY THAT HE MADE A MESS?

    17. Fine. FINE. Are you happy with your wrong opinion?

    18. Would you be fine if you were never graced with the glory of these beautiful sky blue eyes?

    19. You feel content that a puppy smile doesn't make you feel cozy and safe?

    20. Have your friends ever told you that you're a monster?

    21. Do you seriously, SERIOUSLY, not feel even a little something for the absolute angels we call dogs?

    22. Cool. Do you mind going away to live on an island with all the other weirdos that don't like dogs, so that the rest of us can be happy?

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