1. Seriously, WHAT?????? buzzfeed.com 2. Is this a joke??? buzzfeed.com Some sort of sick, nasty joke? 3. This little poof doesn't melt your heart? buzzfeed.com 4. Does seeing this beautiful ray of sunshine smiling up at you NOT make you think wonderful things? buzzfeed.com 5. Does it not make you sad that you are a disappointment to this face of pure innocence? buzzfeed.com 6. No? Are you straight up lying? buzzfeed.com 7. Do you think that these dots forming this perfect being are just an optical illusion? buzzfeed.com 8. HAVE YOU NO SOUL? buzzfeed.com 9. If confronted with a troop of smiling dogs who literally just want to make your day better, you're saying your day wouldn't even be better? buzzfeed.com You're despicable. 10. Do you even like being happy? buzzfeed.com 11. LIKE OHMYGOD HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THIS IS PRECIOUS AND WONDERFUL AND MEANINGFUL? buzzfeed.com 12. Does seeing a dog lick it's own nose not make you wonder how this world is so gracious to us? buzzfeed.com 13. What about TWO tongues flopping out without a care? Does that not ignite a gratitude for life in your heart? buzzfeed.com 14. OK, HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE DOGS? buzzfeed.com 15. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THAT THIS SIGHT DOES NOT MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU? buzzfeed.com 16. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO SMILE AT THIS MUDDY DOG WHO IS CLEARLY VERY HAPPY THAT HE MADE A MESS? buzzfeed.com WHO EVEN CARES HOW MUCH MUD HE WILL TRACK IN THE HOUSE, HE IS PERFECT. 17. Fine. FINE. Are you happy with your wrong opinion? buzzfeed.com Even this cat has made peace with dogs. A CAT. 18. Would you be fine if you were never graced with the glory of these beautiful sky blue eyes? buzzfeed.com 19. You feel content that a puppy smile doesn't make you feel cozy and safe? buzzfeed.com 20. Have your friends ever told you that you're a monster? buzzfeed.com BECAUSE YOU'RE A MONSTER. 21. Do you seriously, SERIOUSLY, not feel even a little something for the absolute angels we call dogs? buzzfeed.com 22. Cool. Do you mind going away to live on an island with all the other weirdos that don't like dogs, so that the rest of us can be happy? buzzfeed.com Thanks. Don't forget your jacket! Don’t have the Cute or Not app yet? No worries, you can download it here and get all the cuties your heart desires!