1. This life is all about me
2. Yes it is. Uh huh, uh huh uh huh uh huh
3. Sarcasm is a way of life.
4. Others choose subtly as a way of life. You will miss 90% of this.
5. As a 30-something, single woman, I am aware of the ‘No touchy’.
6. Despite the above, it does not mean that I am not happy and content with life
7. Don’t fight the snort. It’s a natural way of life
8. Sometimes, just sometimes, you will be surrounded by idiots.
9. Be a little weird. Talk to squirrels
10. And above all, be sassy. Oh so fabulously sassy.
Let's do this life!
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