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10 People Who Should Be Teabaggers

Being a tea party activist might seem like something anyone could do, but it actually takes just the right mix of rage and ignorance to pull it off correctly. Here are a few people who haven't been seen at the rallies yet, but who should definitely give it a try.

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  • 1. John Cleese

    John Cleese really, really hates communists. He likes tea though.

  • 2. Leonidas

    Leonidas is angry. Also, he doesn't take lightly the political elite's snide remarks about madness.

  • 3. The Hulk

    Hulk smash stupid Health Care Bill!

  • 4. Father Ted (and Dougal)

    A bit subtle perhaps, but he gets the point across. Whatever it is.

  • 5. Islamic Rage Boy

    He's certainly got the rage thing down, just don't tell him that Obama is actually, secretly planning to introduce an Islamic theocracy.

  • 6. "Get a Brain, Morans" Guy

    Sir, your country needs you.

  • 7. Crazy Mean Baby

    Get your government hands off my breast milk!

  • 8. Christian Bale

    Christian Bale is going to fucking kick your fucking ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?

  • 9. Munch's "Scream"

    He just loves his country, and he fears for it.

  • 10. Brick Tamland

    Like most teabaggers, Brick Tamland has no idea what he's yelling about. On the other hand he has an IQ of 48, which would bring the average up considerably.