where I live, it helped that not a lot of students graduate with my degree (library science), and that many companies were looking for librarians. I stayed for 10 months in my first job, and I just celebrated my 15th year with my 2nd and current job.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

5’1. - got it right.

She mellowed out after they got together. Which is nice. Maybe she just needed him to keep her feet on the ground. Not a big fan of either of them, but i hope it works out. He keeps her grounded, she makes him happy.

I didnt realize I have this until my family’s trip to an underground river/cave (in Palawan). There was only a rickety boat to go inside, and a gas lamp woth some flashlights to see in the cave. The water was clear, but you cant see the bottom, plus we saw several fishes as big as humans, and eels as long as our boat. For someone without the phobia, that wouldve been an amazing trip. But for someone like me, I couldnt wait to get the hell out of that place. Oh, i am also afraid of caves. ?

I live in the tropics. For us, it’s just the topc (fitted) sheet, and the flat sheet, which can serve as your blanket. In the colder months, you can opt for a thicker blanket, but a duvet would be too much.

I got a gym membership 3months ago. Nope, havent been back since.

Hi, I’m Regina Phalange.

#14 is TDF.

Pinching my eyebrows to get the loose ones off and placing them on a small pile.

*Walker and

Awww. I must be living under a rock. Didnt know that Karen Walkernsnd Ron Swanson have been married for ages (in Hollywood terms). ?

Bjork / Toni Braxton.
Yowza.

Regardless of age, Mr. Crap Bag is sucha dreamboat.

“Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.”
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

#3 made me shoot milk out my nose.

Flying deaths! I thought they only walked.

A lot of these are just vapid narcissists.

Narcisstic musclehead can’t get a girlfriend

I wish someone would look at me (again) the way Tormund looked at Brienne. #SingleAF #BreakupsAreCrap

Twice, my sister lost a fingernail when we were both kids. The first, i accidentally closed the door on her hand. The other time, we were lifting a bench, lost my grip and dropped it on her big toe. I felt grief for weeks afterwards.

A feng shui master told me that elephants with upturned trunks are lucky. And if it is a gift, it’s doubly lucky!

I got Idris.
Yaaassss

That’s a great background. I’m a librarian and have cognates in Art History/Museum studies. It came in really handy when I was assigned to handle our Art Collection.

*bawling*
This should be my and my ex’s song when we broke up.

More than a decade, and I still can’t get myself to watch this.

Must be a cultural thing. Where I’m from, we usually have our ears pierced before we turn 1.
So watching Ross freak out at Emma’s earrings was alien to me.

You’d know that if you watch enough David Attenborough shows as a kid,