Hi, I’m Regina Phalange.

#14 is TDF.

Pinching my eyebrows to get the loose ones off and placing them on a small pile.

*Walker and

Awww. I must be living under a rock. Didnt know that Karen Walkernsnd Ron Swanson have been married for ages (in Hollywood terms). ?

Bjork / Toni Braxton.
Yowza.

Regardless of age, Mr. Crap Bag is sucha dreamboat.

“Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.”
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

#3 made me shoot milk out my nose.

Flying deaths! I thought they only walked.

A lot of these are just vapid narcissists.

Narcisstic musclehead can’t get a girlfriend

I wish someone would look at me (again) the way Tormund looked at Brienne. #SingleAF #BreakupsAreCrap

Twice, my sister lost a fingernail when we were both kids. The first, i accidentally closed the door on her hand. The other time, we were lifting a bench, lost my grip and dropped it on her big toe. I felt grief for weeks afterwards.

A feng shui master told me that elephants with upturned trunks are lucky. And if it is a gift, it’s doubly lucky!

I got Idris.
Yaaassss

That’s a great background. I’m a librarian and have cognates in Art History/Museum studies. It came in really handy when I was assigned to handle our Art Collection.

*bawling*
This should be my and my ex’s song when we broke up.

More than a decade, and I still can’t get myself to watch this.

Must be a cultural thing. Where I’m from, we usually have our ears pierced before we turn 1.
So watching Ross freak out at Emma’s earrings was alien to me.

You’d know that if you watch enough David Attenborough shows as a kid,

Author needs to get out and experience other cultures more.

I can feel the confidence in #11.

#3: Her or she?
#17: Wash, por favor.

The article went waaaaay past a lot of people’s heads.

Awww i dont even remember what I got. I just miss España! Churros, calimocho, paella, morcilla, yummmm. And the candies!!! OMG. Miss it horribly.