'Tis the season — no, not Christmas or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but for the annual Spotify Wrapped receipts!
preparing for #SpotifyWrapped
I look forward to this every year, even though it's basically Spotify dragging me for a year's worth of choices.
In case you're curious why #SpotifyWrapped is trending, it's not because the app is down, but rather it's because Spotify revealed to their users what their top songs/artists/genres/podcasts are for the year.
So, please enjoy these tweets — and just know that if you're embarrassed, that's OK, because we're ALL embarrassed:
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Me waiting for my Spotify Wrapped results
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spotify wrapped: "vibe check! you understood the assignment and kept it on fleek with this podcast that lived rent free in your head, just like an NFT"
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Damn, chillout #SpotifyWrapped
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Always feel very left out this time of year #SpotifyWrapped #spotifywrapped2021
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Happy #SpotifyWrapped
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spotify said my aura was “wistful and yearning” so yeah my feelings are hurt gonna go stare out a window pining for lost love for a while
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i love spotify wrapped because how else would i remember just how depressed i was from january to october
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happy gay christmas (spotify wrapped)
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spotify the only tech company to figure out how to successfully rebrand "we've been tracking you" to "isn't this FUN"
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how can a person only have men in their Spotify wrapped
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my Spotify wrapped
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spotify wrapping everyones music right now
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spotify wrapped is kinda lame honestly
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why does spotify talk like this?
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i love when spotify wrapped comes out because i can see what specific type of white person i was that year
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To all the young people out there who haven't gotten the Spotify Wrapped results they were hoping for, just remember that there's no wrong path. I left school without a single Spotify Wrapped to my name and, hey, I seem to be doing okay.
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my spotify wrapped:
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Spotify users Apple Music users
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I'm seeing lots of Lorde in everyone's Spotify Wrapped, but where were you all this summer while I was in the trenches fighting for my life to defend Solar Power?
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Spotify wrapped u guys are gay/sad
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you checkin spotify wrapped when it was you who got played the most this year
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men posting spotify wrapped instead of working 13 hours hmmm ok girl
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you can hide your emotional state from your friends, therapist, even yourself. but you cannot hide from spotify.
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spotify wrapped is both a gay person’s christmas and twitter’s met gala
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Ur telling me I could have gotten an AUDIO AURA?????? That’s it I’m switching to Spotify that’s the last straw
26. In conclusion:
i am not posting my spotify wrapped. no. i am calling my therapist