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    The Only Thing I Want To Watch Is Drunk Sebastian Stan Watching The "Gossip Girl" Pilot

    XOXO, Carter Baizen.

    On Wednesday, Sept. 9, 2007 a little show by the name of Gossip Girl premiered on a brand-new network called The CW. Nearly 15 years later, that very show is still a very active part of our zeitgeist.

    Serena telling Damian to text her his number.
    The CW

    Many stars rose out of Gossip Girl: Penn Badgley from You, Chace Crawford from The Boys, Blake Lively from many a film, and Sebastian Stan from all those MCU movies.

    Yup, you read that correctly. Sebastian Stan appeared on GG as Carter Baizen from seasons 1 through 3.

    Carter and Serena arriving at her debutante ball.
    The CW

    Carter was, pardon my French, a dick-douche.

    Well, for reasons only known to him and him alone, Sebastian Stan decided to get drunk off what looks like pinot noir and watch the pilot of everyone's fave teen series:

    Buckle up, kiddos. 'Cause this is a ride.

    *Hears the opening tune to "Young Folks"* *Chugs glass of wine*

    Sebastian Stan chugging a glass of wine.
    @iamsebastianstan / Via instagram.com

    I want someone to stan me as much as Sebastian stans Chace Crawford:

    The CW, @iamsebastianstan / Via instagram.com

    "YAAAASSSSS! CHACEEEEE!!!"

    ~Nate with the good hair~.

    The CW, @iamsebastianstan / Via instagram.com

    "Look, Blair's my best friend, and you're her boyfriend, and she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be."

    Sebastian looking shocked.
    @iamsebastianstan / Via instagram.com

    "Look, when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish."

    @iamsebastianstan / Via instagram.com

    This was also my reaction to hearing Dan say this line, Sebastian. I am right there with you.

    Sebastian's love for Chace/Nate is sending me:

    Sebastian pointing to Nate Archibald on his screen.
    The CW / Via instagram.com

    In conclusion:

    Sebastian finishing his episode of "Gossip Girl."
    The CW / Via instagram.com

    Wow. I hope y'all enjoyed that as much as I did. Here's hoping he does the rest of the series, 'cause lord knows I'd grab the popcorn.

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