Y'all. In case you haven't heard, Parasite is the best movie of 2019 thus far.
Even though it's amazing in more ways than one, the best part of the film, by far, is Ki-jung aka Jessica.
Specifically, Jessica's song that she sings in order to remember her false identity.
Knock like you own the place. #Parasite star Park So Dam teaches us the Jessica Jingle, now available to download at https://t.co/uN1olvIz56.
People of the interwebs are obsessed with Jessica's song, and you should be, too:
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(•_•) <) )╯jessica / \ (•_•) \( (> only child / \ (•_•) <) )╯illinois / \ (•_•) \( (> chicago / \
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yeah she's cute but is she jessica, 20, from illinois chicago and classmate of your cousin
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JESSICA ONLY CHILD ILLINOIS CHICAGO (Glee Cast Version)
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lmao wtf i found the sheet music for "jessica / only child / illinois / chicago"... a whole ass song, a whole backstory wow
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#Parasite Oscar categories Best Picture Best Director Best Original Screenplay Best Supporting Actor, Song Kang-ho Best Supporting Actress, Cho Yeo-jeong Best Production Design Best Film Editing Best Costume Design Best Original Song, “Jessica, only child, Illinois, Chicago”
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Naming my first born child Jessica Illinois Chicago
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Just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% Jessica, only child, from Illinois, Chicago. I’m a classmate of your cousin.
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me pretending to produce art caused by a trauma so that jessica, 20, from illinois chicago can be my art therapist
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JESSICA 🗣️ ONLY 🗣️ CHILD 🗣️ ILLINOIS 🗣️ CHICAGO https://t.co/XYjrCTx17U
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*me in 10 years putting my child to bed* my child: mommy can u sing the song you sing to me everynight? me: oh yes honey of course, u ready? ok. "jessica only child from illinois chicago i'm a classmate of your cous-"
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*me in 10 years putting my child to bed* my child: mommy can u sing the song you sing to me everynight? me: oh yes honey of course, u ready? ok. "jessica only child from illinois chicago i'm a classmate of your cous-"
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shut up film theory. all Cinema can ever amount to is Jessica only child Illinois Chicago
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Taylor Swift is not going to win an Oscar for Best Original Song for CATS, "Jessica Only Child from Illinois, Chicago" from PARASITE is already a lock to win that category.
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JESSICA, ONLY CHILD, ILLINOIS CHICAGO, I'M A CLASSMATE OF YOUR COUSIN
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@m1dsommar We are Jessica from Illinois, Chicago stans first, humans second