Last night was the "Men Tell All" episode of The Bachelorette and it was an EVENT.
But, I'm not here to talk about L*ke P. I'm here to talk about Mike.
This is Mike, who had the most heartbreaking send-off this season, IMO.
Not only does he have the most radiant smile on this Earth...
...he's also an AMAZING HUMAN BEING who doesn't put up with toxic behavior!
Bach nation has spoken and we've all collectively decided that we want Mike to be our Bachelor next season:
1.
MIKE FOR BACHELOR WE NEEEEEDDD ITTTTTT PLEASEEEE #TheBachelorette
2.
MAKE MIKE THE BACHELOR YOU COWARDS #TheBachelorette #MenTellAll
3.
me explaining to my alien from Area 51 why Mike should be the next bachelor #TheBachelorette
4.
bachelorette producers: when was your last relationship? mike: a few years ago peter: a month ago jed: yes #theBachelorette
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okay but mike smiles and suddenly my skin clears, my depression is cured, & my crops are thriving. #thebachelorette
6.
mike for bachelor. that’s it. that’s the post #TheBachelorette
7.
Hannah: “I’m sorry” Mike: “Don’t apologize” P E R F E C T #TheBachelorette
8.
Mike's smile could end world wars and summon the aliens from Area 51. #TheBachelorette
9.
bachelor nation pulling up to chris harrison’s house if mike isn’t the next bachelor: #TheBachelorette #mikeforbachelor
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BIG MIKE!!! our self-aware, sexy, feminist KING #thebachelorette #mentellall
11.
Raise ya hand if you’re ready for Mike to be the next Bachelor #TheBachelorette
12.
Mike watching all the other good men fall so he can take his rightful spot as the new bachelor.... #thebachelorette #bachelornation
13.
my ass waiting to hear that Mike is the next Bachelor #MenTellAll #TheBachelorette
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Men in the running for Bachelor: 10. You 9. can’t 8. rank 7. them 6. there 5. were 4. so 3. many 2. good men this season 1. MIKE 🤴🏾🌹❤️ #TheBachelorette #MenTellAll
15.
*Anytime Mike talks* #TheBachelorette
16.
Me omw to ABC headquarters if Mike isn’t The Bachelor #TheBachelorette
Like, y'all. Hannah B. just gave her endorsement of Mike as the the next Bach:
In conclusion:
Forget Bachelor let’s make Mike President #TheBachelorette