Books·Posted on Apr 11, 202015 Bonkers Passages Male Authors Wrote About Female Characters That Actually Got PublishedBRB, need to go take a shower now.by by Ehis OsifoBuzzFeed Staff, by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff WriterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Ah yes, THAT'S how much a woman should weigh. actualcatfish / Via reddit.com 2. You could have just said she was 12 years old. Greenlightxxx / Via reddit.com 3. This is from a TEXTBOOK. I am...so upset. qiutianbeau / Via reddit.com 4. "Bland corn." Hmm. Yeah, OK. sarrahh1313 / Via reddit.com 5. What an interesting unit of measurement. mistermeowgi11 / Via reddit.com 6. Vomit. That's what's in my mouth right now. KatouMikan / Via reddit.com 7. Whoever wrote this needs to take an anatomy class. dotdotdotaway / Via reddit.com 8. It's not "normal" for women to be angry, but I'm sure as hell angry that someone wrote this! stonewall00 / Via reddit.com 9. What is this fascination with women's WEIGHT? DancingInMyBlood / Via reddit.com 10. "Curl myself around the heat of your seed" is something I can now never unread. Gremblygunk @FemMummy That actually sounds really uncomfortable #menwritingwomen (from Twilight Eyes by Dean Koontz, 1985) 05:45 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Some people see a miracle of life, and some men see something...very different. cheribella / Via reddit.com 12. My boobs, too, bounce at even the slightest movement. Kessily Lewel @KessilyLewel If you ever judge your own writing harshly please remember that this book is in the top 100 classics on Amazon almost 50 years after publication AND it spawned a movie with Daniel Day-Lewis in 1988 #menwritingwomen 03:40 AM - 02 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bring in the silencers: THE BOSOMS!!!! Bashfulapplesnapple / Via reddit.com 14. Let's play a game called spot the difference! youtyrannus / Via reddit.com 15. Ah, yes, I know what it's like to have "hot moist glitter" in your eyes. Vanessa Carlisle, PhD @VCarlisle What’s a “deliberately ugly” posture? Do breasts really “thrust” while you’re just standing there and wtf does it mean for them to be “at the same time sharp and tender?” Plus, her eyes are bruises. Wow, Ross MacDonald. The Galton Case. #menwritingwomen 01:39 AM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite H/T: r/menwritingwomen.