1.
Ah yes, THAT'S how much a woman should weigh.
2.
You could have just said she was 12 years old.
3.
This is from a TEXTBOOK. I am...so upset.
4.
"Bland corn." Hmm. Yeah, OK.
5.
What an interesting unit of measurement.
6.
Vomit. That's what's in my mouth right now.
7.
Whoever wrote this needs to take an anatomy class.
8.
It's not "normal" for women to be angry, but I'm sure as hell angry that someone wrote this!
9.
What is this fascination with women's WEIGHT?
10.
"Curl myself around the heat of your seed" is something I can now never unread.
11.
Some people see a miracle of life, and some men see something...very different.
12.
My boobs, too, bounce at even the slightest movement.
13.
Bring in the silencers: THE BOSOMS!!!!
14.
Let's play a game called spot the difference!
15.
Ah, yes, I know what it's like to have "hot moist glitter" in your eyes.