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    I Am Baffled At How Madeline's Two Daughters Ruined Her Entire Life On "BLL" Last Night

    Can NO ONE keep a secret in this family??

    🚨SPOILERS AHEAD! Read at your own risk!🚨

    Hello, Big Little Lies squad. Last night was the second episode of the second season and, my golly, it was good.

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    Me every Sunday at 9 p.m. when I hear the opening chords to the Big Little Lies theme song.

    Aside from Renata giving us the most iconic line in television history...

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    I want this on a t-shirt.

    ...our fair Madeline Martha Mackenzie had QUITE the episode last night*.

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    *AKA, her life got ruined.

    Allow me to give you a quick summary, mmkay?

    It started off when Mary Louise confronted Celeste about how Perry is the father of Jane's kid, Ziggy.

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    Mary Louise just casually dropped that bomb. No warning.

    When trying to find out how the twins and Ziggy found out, it's revealed that CHLOE was the one who snitched.

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    This resulted in Jane having a hard conversation about Ziggy's conception, Celeste telling the twins about Ziggy being their brother way earlier than she anticipated, and Madeline having to deal with the fall out of keeping this secret from Ed, which put a strain on their marriage.

    As if it couldn't get ANY WORSE for Maddie Martha, her other kid, Miss Abigail I'm-Not-Going-To-College Carson BLABBED ABOUT MADELINE'S AFFAIR! WHICH ED OVERHEARD!

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    In what way is this appropriate to say to your mother / to say out loud in general??? This child, my goodness.

    How was this resolved, you may ask? NOT WELL. Ed decided to LEAVE MADELINE. ALL BECAUSE HER KIDS CAN'T KEEP A FRIGGIN' SECRET! (And because Maddie Martha cheated.)

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    Like, not only can they not KEEP A SECRET, they can't even MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS, since all the shit they blabbed out-loud-and-proud WAS NONE OF THIER CONCERN. Ooooh, I'm mad.

    I'm just glad I'm not the only one outraged by Madeline's loud-mouthed kids:

    OH MY GOSH MADELINE’S KIDS HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTHS. THEY REALLY ARE AN EXTENSION OF HER #BigLittleLies

    MADELINE, BOTH OF YOUR KIDS TALK TOO DAMN MUCH!!!!!! #BigLittleLies #BLL

    No surprise to me at all that Madeline's kids are the ones spreading everyone's secrets and taking no responsibility about anything at all. #BigLittleLies

    when madeline's kids keep revealing all of their secrets #BigLittleLies

    ALL THE SECRETS COMING OUT TONIGHT!!!! #BigLittleLies

    In conclusion:

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