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    31 Classic Literature Tweets That'll Make You Laugh So Hard, Your Glasses Will Fog Up

    "Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can attend any social event. You also need the patronage of the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh."

    1. The Iliad by Homer:

    *Greeks leave Trojan horse outside city gates* Trojans: Not normally a fan of the Greeks but that is class 👏👏👏

    2. The Illiad by Homer:

    friend: what was Achilles weakness? me: the man, the myth? the leg end

    3. Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare:

    Ides of March spoilers but there's no context

    4. Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare:

    "hey caesar it's time to go to the senate"

    5. Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen:

    @SparkNotes Darcy: Your family is a horrific dumpster fire, but I'm willing to marry you anyway. What do you say? Elizabeth: No Darcy:

    6. Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen:

    Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can attend any social event. You also need the patronage of the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

    7. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde:

    DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin! DORIAN: Can I hide it? DEVIL: Well, yes, but— DORIAN: And there are no other consequences? DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul! DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.

    8. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley:

    9. The Crucible by Arthur Miller:

    I do NOT remember this character from The Crucible, but congratulations on the product tie-in!

    10. The Crucible by Arthur Miller:

    lol who called it The Crucible and not Subpoena the Teenage Witch

    11. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott:

    The existence of Macbeth implies the existence of Macmeg, Macjo, and Macamy

    12. The Odyssey by Homer:

    13. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald:

    Nick: You can't repeat the past Gatsby:

    14. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald:

    My plans: 2020: Myrtle Wilson A flashy yellow Rolls-Royce

    15. Romeo & Juliet by William Shakespeare:

    me reading romeo and juliet: https://t.co/YOgGCjasgB

    16. Romeo & Juliet by William Shakespeare:

    “but soft, what light through yonder window breaks” https://t.co/wd7V7nYIOW

    17. The Lord of the Flies by William Golding:

    After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

    18. Moby Dick by Herman Melville:

    Captain Ahab, writing an email: I hope this finds you, whale

    19. Macbeth by William Shakespeare:

    “you changed” bro three witches predicted my ascent to kingship and my eventual downfall

    20. To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee:

    Scout Finch walking by her neighbor’s house: https://t.co/diSVBSncsI

    21. The Metamorphosis by Frankz Kafka:

    22. The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkein:

    english teacher: describe a tree in as few words as possible. JRR Tolkien: no

    23. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë:

    Mr. Rochester be like “I know a spot” and then locks you in his attic for ten years

    24. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë:

    Jane Eyre implies a Jane Eyrth, Jane Fyre, and Jane Watyr.

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    25. The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe:

    Fleetwood Mac: like a heartbeat drives you mad Edgar Allan Poe: 👁👄👁

    26. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl:

    been lying in bed so long my grandson is going to take over a chocolate factory

    27. Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë:

    Re-reading Wuthering Heights is a great reminder that 150 years ago, if you, say, sprained an ankle at a neighbor's house, you just lived there for five weeks until it healed.

    28. Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson:

    The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

    29. Les Miserables by Victor Hugo:

    Eponine when marius bumps into cosette :(

    30. Hamlet by William Shakespeare:

    IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT HAMLET? • OMFG - Oop, My Father’s Ghost • AF - Avenging Father • iPad - I, Polonius, am dead • DM - Denmark • OMG - Ophelia my gal, • NDDYYSSA - Nooo don’t drown yourself you’re so sexy aha

    31. Hamlet by William Shakespeare:

    Polonius in Gertrude's chamber: https://t.co/dTvctl4F2s

    Twitter: @jpbrammer

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