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    Updated on Jul 26, 2020. Posted on Jul 22, 2020

    27 "Indian Matchmaking" Tweets That'll Even Make Aparna The Comedy Hater Laugh

    Can Sima Aunty find ME a man?

    This week, Netflix dropped their latest dating reality series, called Indian Matchmaking, and it is PRIME CONTENT. Aside from getting a look at how the process behind arranged marriages work, we also got to meet some interesting people who range from charming to chaotic.

    Sima Taparia from "Indian Matchmaking" in a talking head confessional while wearing a yellow sari.
    Netflix

    Broke: Hinge. Woke: Sima Taparia.

    So, after binge-watching this entire series in one sitting, I have curated a list of tweets guaranteed to make anyone who's seen the series chuckle a lil' bit:

    1.

    No One: Aparna: “I’ve wanted to be a lawyer since I was 7” Also Aparna: “I hate being a lawyer” #IndianMatchmaking

    2.

    no one: brown parents: #indianmatchmaking

    3.

    The next time anyone asks me why I’m still single. #IndianMatchmaking

    4.

    I get why Aparna is single, but the fact that Nadia is as well shows us that movies lie #IndianMatchmaking

    5.

    Guru really bringing that disapproving Indian dad energy to a date #IndianMatchmaking

    6.

    “When I think about aparna...I get tired” me too aunty #IndianMatchmaking

    7.

    Aunty is looking for a gymnast. #IndianMatchmaking

    8.

    Aparna doesn’t like it when... her dates are friendly with waiters??? #indianmatchmaking

    9.

    If Nadia on #IndianMatchmaking is an 11/10 and getting ghosted then there is no hope for the rest of us 😭

    10.

    sima looking at a painting of a dog and asking aparna about her “cat photos” singlehandedly carried the comedy of this show #IndianMatchmaking

    11.

    me when vinay stood up nadia twice and made her cry #IndianMatchmaking

    12.

    So do you like water, or, like, more like H2O? #IndianMatchmaking

    13.

    The Oedipus Complex is strong with this one. #IndianMatchmaking

    14.

    Literally no one: Aparna from #IndianMatchmaking: he didn’t know Bolivia had salt flats and I was like “oh, yeah”

    15.

    #IndianMatchmaking Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Sima Taparia from Mumbai:

    16.

    Person: “I would like to relax for 10 days.” Aparna: “what are you doing in your life that you have to relax for more than 3 days?” #indianmatchmaking #netflix

    17.

    the man we want v/s the man we get #IndianMatchmaking

    18.

    and the award for best supporting actor goes to: #IndianMatchmaking

    19.

    #Nadia- 12/10 -A whole cinnamon roll -Deserves the world -Confident qween -Only wants love #IndianMatchmaking

    20.

    When aparna’s mother called srini “srini, the loser” I choked on my rice!!! 😳😭😩#IndianMatchmaking

    21.

    Vyasar , Ankita and Nadia are the best people in indian matchmaking #IndianMatchmaking #indianmatchmakingnetflix

    22.

    i want pradhyuman’s god’s wardrobe #IndianMatchmaking

    23.

    Unreleased footage of Sima trying to find matches for Pradhyuman and Aparna #indianmatchmakingnetflix #IndianMatchmaking

    24.

    Why is Aparna and her “do we have to see our husbands everyday 😷” such a fucking mood????#IndianMatchmaking

    25.

    The coolest person on the show. 😂❤️😘 #IndianMatchmaking

    26.

    If you've finished watching #IndianMatchmaking I'd just like to let you know that I too angrily stare at the male half of a hetrosexual couple on a date the way the cat does on Pradyuman & Rushali's date. Most relatable cast member✔

    27.

    And the worst pick up line of the year goes to... #IndianMatchmaking

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