Food·Posted on Nov 10, 201950 Tumblrs And Tweets For People Who Can't Cook, But Still Watch The Food Network Anyway"All is not well in waffleville."by Ehis OsifoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. View this post on 2. Peter Kelly @PeterKelly25 One time I saw a Q&A with Ina Garten and someone asked, “What do you do when you fuck up a recipe?” She responded, “I wouldn’t know, I never fuck up.” The audience gave her a standing ovation. I think about this every day. 08:44 PM - 21 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this post on 4. JJ Watt @JJWatt Can someone invent a way to taste the food on Chopped while you watch it? 02:03 AM - 21 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. View this post on 6. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Can they do a “Chopped Basic” for cooking illiterate folks like me? Give contestants tomatoes and olive oil and regular shit and I will still be like, “damn they took that stuff and made a MEAL?” Magic. 04:51 PM - 22 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. View this post on 8. Lindsey Adler @lindseyadler When the Chopped contestant goes to the ice cream machine 03:57 AM - 01 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. View this post on 10. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 I don't get how the contestants on Chopped stop themselves from going "Yeah, it tastes bad because you made me cook with a pile of garbage." 05:29 PM - 12 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. View this post on 12. pw @petewentz Chopped: but it takes place in my house and contestants can only use items from my kitchen (spoiler: I only have gushers and condiments). 04:30 AM - 23 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. View this post on 14. Topshelf Tyson @topshelftyson [Chopped] Ted Allen: in your basket you'll find cauliflower, gummy bears, an ancient lobster and *law and order noise* a dead body 03:20 AM - 30 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. View this post on 16. 🎃paul rudd🎃 @philsadelphia ted allen: ok chefs u have 10 seconds left on the clock chopped contestant: [runs to the pantry to get more ingredients] me: 11:56 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. View this post on 18. Lauren (checkmark coming 11-17-19) @LLW902 the great lie at the heart of the internet is pioneer woman using cottage cheese instead of ricotta in her lasagna recipe. everything else is just shadows on the cave wall 02:08 AM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. View this post on 20. Krispy Scream @mitchysuch Cutthroat kitchen: cut steak with a plastic knife Chopped: Make peace with your dark past 12:08 AM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. View this post on 22. Peebles @iceddarkroast I love cutthroat kitchen 06:14 PM - 25 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. View this post on 24. Long Rat @PYROMANCING remember the ep of cutthroat kitchen where one of the chefs made brisket instead of a biscuit and still made it to the next round 02:57 AM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. View this post on 26. the drake gatsby 🔨 @DrakeGatsby How To Lose A Guy Fieri In 10 Diners, Drive-Ins, And Dives 12:36 AM - 02 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. View this post on 28. Busch Beer @BuschBeer "That's all right here, right now, on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives!" https://t.co/sVvWW6YAkX 01:59 PM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. View this post on 30. NG @nicki_gee stress level: contestant on Cupcake Wars with undercooked cupcakes and 5 minutes left 05:55 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. View this post on 32. Alex, but online @Alex_but_online [Every Cupcake Wars] Host: 5 min, make sure there's no DISmay in your DISplays [forced laughter] Somebody: I FORGOT TO BAKE THE CUPCAKES 12:56 AM - 01 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. View this post on 34. Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt YOU DIDN'T BRING OUT THE FULL FLAVOR OF THE DRAGONFRUIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT (smashes TV) probably shouldn't watch cupcake wars too into it 08:11 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. View this post on 36. Jesse Tyler Ferguson @jessetyler Nothing is more stressful than watching Cake Wars contestants transfer their cakes to the judging stands. Nothing. 11:12 PM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. View this post on 38. Alex, but online @Alex_but_online [Watching Chopped Junior] FRIEND: Do you think you could make what those kids make? ME:[seeing kids make their parents proud] Probably not 10:10 PM - 19 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. View this post on 40. mustard clown @markydoodoo [me, an adult who cannot cook for shit, watching chopped junior] that’s too much paprika, brantlee 04:28 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. View this post on 42. Tanner Maddox @Tmadd4 Imagine if your kid was on chopped junior and as you watch them compete for $10,000 they decide to make a vinaigrette with less than a minute left 04:06 AM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. View this post on 44. ◯ @mitchwelling everyone loves drama, dont even try to deny that. you think food network really cant afford a second ice cream machine for chopped? get real 10:09 PM - 02 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. View this post on 46. christina applegate @1capplegate I watched the holiday baking championship all day. For a time I was riveted. Then I got freaked out about how much sugar those judges eat. 01:34 AM - 10 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. View this post on 48. View this post on 49. View this post on 50. View this post on