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The Funniest Tweets From Black Twitter This Year

Can't believe that Twitter is free.

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Aint NO way my ONE MONTH just told me to 🤫🤫🤣

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Arguing thru a text will have you standing in one spot for 35 mins 🤣

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How the world portrays Jesus vs how the Bible describes him. #MetGala

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Thanos gone lose his mind https://t.co/RmL1VtvS0s

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“Hold your applause until the end of the ceremony” Black people:

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Wanted to share my amazing weight loss transformation with you all. It’s been over a year since I lost 230 lbs and I’ve never felt better ❤️

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ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT RAY J’s HAT MOVED LIKED 2,000 TIMES IN LIKE 10 SECONDS!!!! 😂😂🤣

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House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like “did you check his asshole for toothpicks?” And they’d be like “damn u right.”

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I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER😳😩😂🤣 forreal doe😂🤣& she brought her home girl with her from da hood that keep tip toeing in the background with a plate of food🤣 yo I’m done!😂 but she straight killed “Work It” sound effects & all🙌🏾 I love it🔥🙌🏾

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When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🔥🎻

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lmfaoooo Facebook been having me dying lately

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Manager: “Hey I know you’re suppose to be off today but can you....” Me:

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Me reading over my homies essay to help ensure he gets the best grade possible

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When someone is getting in trouble and the teacher says "The next person who laughs is getting sent to the office"

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I look at myself in the mirror like this when I’m drunk https://t.co/RxEMTcM5lJ

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The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas

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Me texting my kids once they’re in college and me and my husband finally start our world tour https://t.co/rvMPv2ZGOG

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Ursula scammed a mermaid out of her voice and soul & then stole sis man. Cruella De Vill wanted to skin 100 puppies & Maleficent put a curse on a baby cause she ain’t get invited to a kickback https://t.co/tpvwgPg9Pw

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Women’s shower water. https://t.co/kJvu6FE256

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nobody: bread crumbs: . . . . . . . . . .

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this is exactly what McDonald’s sprite taste like https://t.co/ZRsE5NtHd1

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Friend’s mom: You guys hungry? My friend: Nah we good Me: https://t.co/zvrTzDFAme

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The only thing men bring to the table is the audacity

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Two classes are still on my schedule today. However, I only have energy for one.

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remember when snapchat showed “best friends” and we all just watched people cheat before our eyes

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Being an adult is having the "we have food at home" talk with yourself.

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Loll it’s 'BUSS ANOTHA BOKKLE A MOE’ my G! RRR!!! https://t.co/jkEwd0E9GJ

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Gas is like $40/full tank Carrots are like $1/pound Ya boi is getting a horse.

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Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol “Hey! Thats a really nice dress!” Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃 And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol

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I come on twitter to talk to myself publicly

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olivia: our profile says our perp was abandoned by his parents ice T: so he's got mommy AND daddy issues liv: & he's an alcoholic ice T: so he likes a lil sip sip liv: & he has erectile issues, so he's violent towards women ice T: can't beat his meat, so he beats on chicks

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I love US History https://t.co/ir8zbcpK5J

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Who else is “limewire” years old? 🤔🤔

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santa: -owns slaves -stalks children, watches them at all times -needs 9 reindeer to haul his fat ass the grinch: -works only with his trusty dog -ostracized from society, but forgives them for their sins anyway -asexual icon -dismantled a corrupt capitalist institution

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{\__/} ( • . •) / > 🍑 Kelly, can u handle this? {\__/} ( • . •) / > 🍑 Michelle, can u handle this? {\__/} ( • . •) / > 🍑 Beyoncé, can u handle this? {\__/} ( •- •) 🍑< \ I don’t think u can handle this

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my mirror: 👁 👁 👃🏽 👄 my camera: 👁 👁 👃🏽 👄

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Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don’t look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink. 😂🤷🏿‍♀️

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It’s payday baby. Might fuck around and buy 12 Chick-fil-A nuggets instead of 8. Get steak at chipotle. Order a soda instead of water. The world is my oyster now

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Y’all wanna talk about ghosting, let’s talk about jobs you apply for and never get denied or accepted

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Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?

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When I start a job vs when I’ve been working there for a couple of weeks

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yall: 4/20 me, an intellectual: 1/5

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Nah she usually look like shalissa https://t.co/4k3ZI7lzr0

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math question: *has a decimal in it* my last 2 brain cells:

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DENTIST: Remember to floss! ME: 😔 😔 😔 / / \ \ / / ....||.........||..........||......

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