Imma just cut to the Chace Crawford and say that Gossip Girl has one of the most ICONIC opening title sequences of all time:
She's short, pithy, and to the point. We have no choice but to stan:
HOWEVER! IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION! THAT THERE IS AN EDIT OUT THERE! OF ANOTHER OPENING SEQUENCE!
Let's just say...be happy that we have the one we know and love:
HELP THIS WAS ALMOST THE OPENING CREDITS FOR GOSSIP GIRL
Like...this looks like The Real Housewives and Heirs of The Upper East Side:
It's the over-the-shoulder look for me:
Thanks, I hate it.
NOT TO MENTION, it was set to the tune of Fergie's "Glamorous." A song I love, but if I was forced to listen to it every Wednesday at 9/8c., I would now hate it.
Not a single soul prefers this edit to the original:
@blairhumphry now why penn show up like
@blairhumphry wut
@crysisdisko @blairhumphry Oh no, they misspelled NANSNSNSNNS π
@blairhumphry THERES NO FUCKINGW WAY THEY HAD THESE MFS TURNING AROUND FAKE ASL AS IF SOMEBODY WAS CALLING THEIR NAMEπ
@blairhumphry graphic design is their passion
Most importantly:
@blairhumphry The most egregious part of this whole things is that Serena is first not Blair! Hunni this is and always will be Blair waldorfs story ur just the best friend!