Hello fellow 'Tube fiends. I'm back with some more YouTube news. This week's edition? David Dobrik is divorcing his wife of a month, Lorraine Nash.
They have been married for almost a month and, sadly, these two kids are calling it quits.
You're probably thinking, "What? This kid is 12 and she could be his mom!" To which I say, "No, he's 22 and age is but a number."
No, but actually, this all started as a lil' ruse to get back at Jason Nash — fellow Vlog Squadder — for being a wise-ass. So, enjoy this lil' journey I'm about to take you on of wholesome revenge turned wholesome matrimony...turned wholesome divorce:
It all started back on May 18, during Vlog #578 of David's. DD and Jason were joshing around in David's car, talking about Jason's kids:
And then Jason came in HOT with this retort:
Me and David's reaction.
Jason didn't know it then, but in that moment, he fucked up.
Flash forward to a few hours later, David is in the car with fellow V-Squadders and he drops the bomb that he's flying to Jason's mom's house in Boston to ask for her hand in marriage.
Also my reaction:
So David arrives in Boston to see Lorraine (Jason's mom)...
...and then they fly to Vegas THAT DAY to get hitched.
They spend their honeymoon in Hawaii and have a grand ol' time.
The happy couple returned to LA to tell the squad of their recent nuptials, which everyone finds hysterical and awesome.
When David fills Jason in on his wedding to his mother, Jason cannot help but applaud.
Which brings us to present day when David has announced he's getting divorced. Quelle surprise.
So, yeah. That's the whole saga. Pretty hilarious if you ask me.