Almost A Year After Sharing Her Love Of Limes, Dakota Johnson Revealed That It Was All A Lie

    "Guys, it was all a lie! She lied."

    This is Dakota Johnson: actor, producer, and exposer of talk show hosts.

    Dakota Johnson at the premiere of Bad Times at the El Royale

    But this time, y'all, SHE'S the one who's getting exposed!

    Dakota Johnson exposing Ellen

    Last March, Architectural Digest blessed us with a tour of her Hollywood home, which gave all her fans — present company included — a lil' peak behind the curtain into her quirky crib:

    A screenshot of a wax mushroom

    And the internet QUICKY obsessed over Dakota's obsession with limes:

    Dakota Johnson talking about her love of limes

    Well, lo and behold, Ms. Johnson was none the wiser about the dozens of limes in her home:

    Jimmy Fallon interviewing Dakota Johnson


    Dakota Johnson exposing herself

    Live footage of everyone on the internet rn:

    Naturally, Twitter is having a field day:

    Dakota Johnson selling her house and confessing she hates limes is the biggest plot twist of 2021.

    Twitter: @EMM4STONE

    dakota johnson moving out of her cool house with the green kitchen and admitting to lying about loving limes like what am i supposed to base my entire personality around now???

    Twitter: @heylucymay

    Stan twitter will be devastated about Dakota Johnson’s green limes

    Twitter: @jezshut

    if dakota johnson lied about liking limes for no reason what else is she not telling the truth about??? ↗️ 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸

    Twitter: @calebsaysthings

    rank these dakota johnson betrayals: • fixing her tooth gap • selling her house • being allergic to limes

    Twitter: @ianamurray

    dakota johnson: i’m actually allergic to limes dakotas kitchen:

    Twitter: @miagoodkind

    Dakota Johnson: I love limes. Limes:

    Twitter: @DKTNNS

    Anyway, this has been your public service announcement. Excuse me while I go back to bed and question my existence. If you're able to move on from this blow, you can watch the rest of Dakota Johnson's interview here:

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