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    Almost A Year After Sharing Her Love Of Limes, Dakota Johnson Revealed That It Was All A Lie

    "Guys, it was all a lie! She lied."

    This is Dakota Johnson: actor, producer, and exposer of talk show hosts.

    Dakota Johnson at the premiere of Bad Times at the El Royale
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    But this time, y'all, SHE'S the one who's getting exposed!

    Dakota Johnson exposing Ellen
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    Last March, Architectural Digest blessed us with a tour of her Hollywood home, which gave all her fans โ€” present company included โ€” a lil' peak behind the curtain into her quirky crib:

    A screenshot of a wax mushroom
    Architectural Digest / Via

    To live a day in Dakota's mind...

    And the internet QUICKY obsessed over Dakota's obsession with limes:

    Dakota Johnson talking about her love of limes
    Architectural Digest / Via

    Well, lo and behold, Ms. Johnson was none the wiser about the dozens of limes in her home:

    Jimmy Fallon interviewing Dakota Johnson
    Jimmy Fallon / Via

    "I was giving the tour and went into the kitchen and it was set dressing," Dakota explained.


    Dakota Johnson exposing herself
    Jimmy Fallon / Via

    Live footage of everyone on the internet rn:


    Naturally, Twitter is having a field day:

    Dakota Johnson selling her house and confessing she hates limes is the biggest plot twist of 2021.

    Twitter: @EMM4STONE

    dakota johnson moving out of her cool house with the green kitchen and admitting to lying about loving limes like what am i supposed to base my entire personality around now???

    Twitter: @heylucymay

    Stan twitter will be devastated about Dakota Johnsonโ€™s green limes

    Twitter: @jezshut

    if dakota johnson lied about liking limes for no reason what else is she not telling the truth about??? โ†—๏ธ ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜Œ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜Ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜š๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ

    Twitter: @calebsaysthings

    rank these dakota johnson betrayals: โ€ข fixing her tooth gap โ€ข selling her house โ€ข being allergic to limes

    Twitter: @ianamurray

    dakota johnson: iโ€™m actually allergic to limes dakotas kitchen:

    Twitter: @miagoodkind

    Dakota Johnson: I love limes. Limes:

    Twitter: @DKTNNS

    Anyway, this has been your public service announcement. Excuse me while I go back to bed and question my existence. If you're able to move on from this blow, you can watch the rest of Dakota Johnson's interview here:

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