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I Didn't Realize These Celeb Couples Were Together Until Last Night And I'm Disappointed In Myself

To say I'm disappointed in myself for not being aware of any of these celeb couples is the understatement of the century.

The Golden Globes were last night! Some people won, some people lost, but everyone was a little shocked, to say the least.

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Me? I was shook about all the celebrity couples who have ~allegedly~ been an item. Apparently, I've been living under a rock for a HOT MINUTE.

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So let's get into the couples, shall we?

1. Leslie Bibb and Sam Rockwell

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Like, I kept turning to my friends and asking them why the under-appreciated star of Tag was sitting next to ol' Sam Rockwell, and they informed me that they've been together since 2007.

  1. Did you know Leslie and Sam were together?

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    Duh!
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    I'm had no idea.

2. Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

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Who knew that 007 was married to my ~favorite~ actress of this award season? "Not I," said the fly!

  1. OK, what about Rachel and Daniel?

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    Of course!
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    Apparently not...

3. Jim Carrey and Ginger Gonzaga

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Little did I know, when I was googling to see what my fav character from the short-lived series Champions was up to, I would find out that she's dating Jim Carrey! Whodda thought.

  1. C'mon, did you really know about Jim and Ginger?

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    Yes.
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    Nah.

4. Rachel Brosnahan and Jason Ralph

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I'm just upset because I wanted to date Jason myself. Have you seen him in The Magicians? Homeboy can, like, get it.

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    Yeah, they're #relationshipgoals!
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    This is news to me!

5. Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas

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After seeing them on the red carpet together, a quick google search informed me that these two have been married since I was in KINDERGARTEN?? In my defense, I don't regularly check for Catherine or Michael. But still, shame on me.

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    Yeah, girl, where have you been?
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    You learn something new every day.

6. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

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On some level, I knew they were married, but every six months when I'm reminded of the fact, I'm still shocked like it's the first time I'm learning about this.

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    Yes, along with everybody else.
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    Had no idea...

7. Alison Brie and Dave Franco

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I'm actually really disappointed in myself for not knowing this sooner, on account of the fact that I Google these two on the reg.

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    Yeah, come out from under the rock you've been living in.
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    No, apparently I'm also living under a rock.

8. Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen

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Even my coworkers were like "girl, what's the matter with you?" To which I had no response, because Sacha and Isla have been together since the dawn of time.

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    Yeah, dude!
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    I had no idea!

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