This week, #CancelACartoonCharacter has been trending on Twitter, and some of these replies have been downright hilarious — though I'd be lying if I said I didn't agree with a few of these submissions.
This flame may have been sparked by the news of Pepe Le Pew — a Looney Tunes character known for sexually harassing female characters — not appearing in the new Space Jam sequel:
However, since it's Twitter, some of the submissions were funny as heck:
1. Chris MacLean from Total Drama Island:
Chris MacLean has at least 22 cases of child abuse to his name. #CancelACartoonCharacter
2. Angelica from Rugrats:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Angelica was basically a Karen before it had a name
3. Winnie the Pooh from Winnie the Pooh:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Winnie-The-Pooh for repeated offences of burglary
4. Caillou from Caillou:
#CancelACartoonCharacter CAILLOU. Whiny little BRAT won't grow up because he doesn't want to.
5. Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Ms Frizzle for going into peoples buttholes without permission
6. Randall from Recess:
Randall from Recess because no one likes snitches. #CancelACartoonCharacter
7. Dora's parents from Dora the Explorer:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Dora’s Parents, they don’t care if their 5 year old wander around in the fucking jungle on her own
8. Lucy from Charlie Brown:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Lucy Van Pelt for acting like Dr. Phil.
9. Swiper from Dora the Explorer:
#CancelACartoonCharacter this man was always thieving
10. Thomas from Thomas the Tank Engine:
Fuck Thomas the Tank Engine for cracking a smile, knowing damn well his bitch ass singlhandedly causing global warming #CancelACartoonCharacter
11. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb:
This man tried to take over the tri-state area everyday #CancelACartoonCharacter
12. Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Patrick Star has been confirmed to kill at least one person:
13. Sully from Monsters Inc.:
#CancelACartoonCharacter this fucker scared children for a LIVING what the fuck
14. Roshan from Ice Age:
since #CancelACartoonCharacter is trending I’m gonna bring back this stupid fuck
15. Yakko Warner from Anamaniacs:
#CancelACartoonCharacter this mf poked every single country with a stick
However, some of these responses DO have some merit:
16. Danny Phantom from Danny Phantom:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Ooh, I got one
17. Dale Gribble from King of the Hill:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Dale Gribble I'm 90% sure he stormed the Capital.
18. Mr. Burns from The Simpsons:
Mr. Burns never pays taxes #CancelACartoonCharacter
19. Johnny Bravo from Johnny Bravo:
This dude is lucky social media wasn't a thing back then 'cause he'd have been MeToo-ed so fast. #CancelACartoonCharacter
20. Mertle, Elena, Teresa, and Yuki from Lilo & Stitch:
cancel these bitches for bullying #CancelACartoonCharacter
21. Quagmire from Family Guy:
#CancelACartoonCharacter I don’t think I need to explain this one...
22. Scar from Lion King:
Cancel scar because he murdered mufasa and tried to kill simba #CancelACartoonCharacter
23. Homer from The Simpsons:
#CancelACartoonCharacter Homer strangled his own son multiple times
24. Last, but not least, Herbert from Family Guy:
Herbert the Pervert should've been cancelled a long time ago. #CancelACartoonCharacter