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    "The Bachelor" Premiered Last Night And People Have THOUGHTS

    If you cut out all of the virgin jokes and cross-country watch parties, this premiere could have been 15 minutes flat.

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    Me: This show is complete trash. Also me: 🗑😂 #TheBachelor⁠ ⁠

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    ok so can we all agree that the bachelor should literally NEVER do another dumbass HOUR-LONG live watch party

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    If I had $1 for every time Colton’s virginity was mentioned I wouldn’t have to do ads #TheBachelor

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    "It's time to meet the ladies" 45 minutes later "Now it's time to meet the ladies" Next week "Do you guys want to meet the ladies?" #TheBachelor @BachelorABC

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    Mandy from iCarly is all grown up #Thebachelor

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    “I’m takin the dog. Dumbass.” #thebachelor

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    Is Bri the girl with the fake Australian accent? We have no idea who's who because we spent 107 minutes watching watch parties. #TheBachelor

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    #TheBachelor Catherine when she sees Colton talking to another girl:

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    one taught me love one taught me patience one taught me pain thank u, next #thebachelor

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    One taught me love One taught me patience One taught me pain #TheBachelor ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠

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    Catherine walking up into #TheBachelor Mansion like

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    I want someone to look at me the way Chris Harrison looks at Chris Harrison #TheBachelor

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    Catherine, on her way to steal Colton for the 4th time after her conversation with Onyeka on #TheBachelor

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    Chris Harrison beaming at himself while watching highlights of his career on the Bachelor is the mood we all need to bring with us in 2019 #TheBachelor

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    My reaction when all the girls say they’re 23 and never been in a serious relationship but they’re ready for marriage #TheBachelor

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    "Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store." "Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!" #TheBachelor

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    #TheBachelor producers really made Cinderella walk past a pumpkin

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    Catherine going up to Colton for the 4th time #thebachelor

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    RIP beautiful Sloth girl, you flew too close to the sun #TheBachelor

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    Remember what we got the last time someone was eliminated the first night? #TheBachelor

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    Wells when the show started vs when we actually meet the women. #TheBachelor

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    This is my first time watching #TheBachelor do they always start every season with a bunch of white people telling virgin jokes and incorrect facts or is this one special?

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    📍#TheBachelor | | | _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍 ??? | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍starting the episode

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