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"NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!"
Is anyone else getting WWII vibes from the mass incarceration of fairytale beings? Nope? Just me? OK.
Mostly because I used to quote this line, no cap, 12 times a day. My mother was not pleased.
Kudos to the seven dwarves for carrying her in that heavy-ass sarcophagus.
"On the road again!"
*Cheryl Blossom has entered the chat.*
Another line I repeated like it was my job. But also...why were we allowed to watch these war crimes as a kid? Like, yes it's on a cookie, but STILL!
How did my mother allow me to watch this movie??? The innuendos, my goodness.
Like, Donkey and Shrek should have known that if this was the welcoming committee for Duloc, they should have high-tailed outta there.
Like, y'all brought armor to an ogre fight? Suckers.
I could watch an entire movie of Donkey naming other foods that have layers aside from onions.
#Feminism
I legit almost forgot what Shrek and Donkey were even doing on their quest.
This movie COMPLETELY went over my head.
When Lady Dragon is sad, I am sad.
And yet, Donkey still remained by his side. He's such a noble steed.
How was this movie not rated R??
#Feminism
This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have, and I'm a college-educated woman in her mid-twenties.
IT'S THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP!
His onion layers are peeling back.
That's why she always had to sleep away at night — so no one would see her as an ogre. Ugh, my heart.
SHREK, YOU HEARD HER OUT OF CONTEXT! SHE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU! SHE LOVES YOU!!
Shrek thinks Fiona was talking about him, and Fiona thinks Shrek is talking about her in her ogre form. COMMUNICATION, PEOPLE!
BUT it did introduce us to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" (sung in the movie by Rufus Wainwright), so I can't be that mad.
Sometimes it's not about the destination, but the friends you make along the way.
Talk about a deus ex dragona...#FEMINISM!
Put me in, coach! I'll knock out all those guards.
Yes. The answer is that Lady Dragon did eat Lord Farquaad.
Why am I, once again, cryin' in the club?
And they lived happily ever after!
Thank goodness he still has all his gumdrop buttons.