The recipes are so damn delicious, they make even her dogs drool.
But don't worry, no dogs were allowed to eat any food that'd hurt their adorable tummies.
But there aren't any promises that Mac Books weren't harmed.
Shit like this has been happening behind the scenes, because Chrissy's a goddess.
She's mastering some sort of ~adult french toast,~ but the most important thing in this photo is one thing: Rum for breakfast.
John's potatoes made the cut. 😍
Fritos may or may not get inspired to sponsor whatever pages they're featured in. YUM.
Notable selections will include brilliant titles like "shit on toast" and "condiments."
Cheesy bacon jalapeño creamed-cornbread exists, and you're possibly going to get a chance to learn how to make it.
AND JOHN APPROVES. OBVIOUSLY.
He's actually been a pretty big part of the process, it seems.
Mama Teigen has been Chrissy's No. 1 fan through it all.
And the amount of Mama Teigen recipes you'll get to learn will be out of this damn world.
This is considered "research," apparently, and you're probably reconsidering all research you've ever done in your life.
She's been looking cute AF while conducting her testing and research. Because, of course.
She even gives a shoutout to the Midwest! Iowa BBQ, the reason for our drooly dreams.
She already has a first edition out, and you should start spending the rest of your life (or at least next few weeks) looking for it.
And she's picked out some truly amazing images for the book, that all look better than you and all of the food you've ever eaten.
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