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So you got one of these huh
So let me help you get rid the woman/man in your life you simply can't get rid of
Breaking your penis might do it
Next, become a massive Douche
Say that
Eat ice-cream like you dont care
Always be angry
Request this every morning
Always say whats on your mind
I mean ALWAYS says whats on your mind
Have a big personality
Be mean
Finally, ditch her for Taylor Swift!
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