1. An assassin's hidden-blade bracers to make their cosplay the talk of the con.
The Templars will never know what hit them.
2. A copy of Assassin's Creed: Origins to help them nail the poses that'll put their cosplay over the top.
The fact they can also explore masterfully rendered environments around ancient Egypt doesn't hurt either.
3. A dope noise-cancelling microphone to help them take their game-streaming setup to the next level.
"What up, guys. It's yer boy Warthog365 with another live stream. Shout out to all my subs!"
4. The most powerful artifact in Middle-earth: the One Ring (for all Shadow of War addicts).
It's the one ring to rule them all, y'all.
5. The much-anticipated sequel Middle Earth: Shadow of War so they can wield their ring of power against Sauron.
Talion rides again!
6. A potentially perfect new Call of Duty: WWII pajama shirt so they can kick ass in comfort.
It's so soft, you'll think it was washed in the tears of your enemies.
7. A copy of Call of Duty: WWII so they can fight on the beaches, on the landing grounds, and in the fields...
...and in the living room and on the couch.
8. A wampa-cave snow globe, because Star Wars.
It'll prove you're willing to go to the far reaches of Hoth for a sweet gift.
9. Or if they deserve the elite deluxe treatment, Star Wars Battlefront II: Elite Trooper Deluxe Edition.
Use dat Force.
10. A Turtle Beach headset to help them stay frosty as they drop into online combat.
Other headsets make you an easy target for snipers.
11. One of 2017's breakout hits, the multiplayer "battle royale" PLAYER UNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, to test their survival skills.
Only the strong survive. Oh, and those who can wield a mean frying pan.
12. A Funko collectible figure of their favorite NHL player.
They're gonna need a mini zamboni for their desk.
13. A copy of the eye-popping NHL 18 so they can light the goal lamp themselves.
The 4K graphics on this baby are so sharp you can feel the chilling coming off the ice.
14. A vinyl figure of The Devil from Cuphead if their aesthetic is "creepy cute."
He's super-sized because he's super evil.
Can't think of two other anthropomorphic characters we'd rather have in our collection, tbh.
16. And then there's the devilishly difficult platformer itself, Cuphead. It's the gift that keeps on killing you.
It's the most fun they'll ever have while screaming at the TV screen!
And, of course, to win their gamer heart forever, get them the world's most powerful gaming console: the all-new Xbox One X.
