1. Edward FlashlightHands
I can’t love you, but I can find things in the dark.
2. Edward LadleHands
I can’t love you, but I can eat soup fast.
3. Edward KeyHands
I can’t love you, but I can open all your doors.
4. Edward MacaroniHands
I can’t love you, but I’m great for art with small children.
5. Edward HandsHands
I can’t love you because each of my hands contains 5 hands instead of 5 fingers. And those hands each contain 5 hands. My hands grow exponentially. I mean, really. Come on.
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