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14 Life Choices Only A Drifter Makes

You're only young and reckless once — however, it seems to last for a really long time, and you actually kind of hate it. But these are your life choices, and you stand by them! Check out a brand-new comedy Drifters, coming to E4 on Thursday, October 31st at 9pm, for more drifters making questionable choices.

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1. Feeling no shame for dumping people on Facebook.

What? It's easier for everyone this way.
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What? It's easier for everyone this way.

2. Making out with a total stranger and then definitely not calling them the next day.

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They're dumb for expecting you to, obviously.

3. Eating leftover pizza every day for breakfast.

It's more than breakfast — it's a hangover cure. Step off.
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It's more than breakfast — it's a hangover cure. Step off.

4. Miserably consuming nothing but water for a week to save money...

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"This... is... delicious. I... am... so... full."

5. ...so you can spend it all later getting smashed!

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You literally earned your shots.

6. Moving back in with your parents after university.

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It’s not like you had to or anything — they just needed you there, you know?

7. Coming home to this.

It's cozy and you like it this way.
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It's cozy and you like it this way.

8. Being hungover more often than not.

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It's a lifestyle at this point.

9. Telling everyone your five-year plan is lots of traveling.

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You're on a professional journey to find yourself.

10. Lying/being way too honest on your CV.

You have no idea why no one will hire you, and it's becoming rude at this point.
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You have no idea why no one will hire you, and it's becoming rude at this point.

11. Refusing to get up before noon.

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And so you suffer the consequences but never actually learn your lesson.

12. Stuffing your face with disasters like these at 3 a.m.

But ONLY if you're going home alone. Because then you need food to love you back.
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But ONLY if you're going home alone. Because then you need food to love you back.

13. Attempting new job prospects...

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...and realizing they aren't for you.

14. Deciding that being an adult is hard and giving up.

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Being a drifter is the only way.

Hold off on adulthood a little longer—watch Drifters, coming to E4 on Thursday, October 31st at 9pm!

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