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15 Reasons Wearing Next To Nothing Would Be The Way To Live

If everyone were naked, let's just say a lot of problems would be solved. Luckily, Durex® RealFeel™ can help you feel every move during the most entertaining naked activity of all...

1. Shopping would be a lot easier.

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"Naked is still a good look for fall? Score. I have tons of naked in my closet. I'm so fashion forward."

2. And no more embarrassment over wearing the same outfit as someone else to a party.

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"I just ADORE what you're not wearing! It looks killer on you."

3. Streaking would no longer tempt ne'er-do-wells.

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If everyone's naked all the time, it's just rude to take a jog across an active game.

4. Manscaping would be elevated to a fine art.

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And a new way to cheer for your favorite sports teams!

5. You'd always be properly dressed for whatever occasion arises.

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"Excuse me, front desk? I locked myself out of my room, naked. YOU know how it is. Anyway, do you have a spare key? Fantastic. Wonderful. Thanks so much, bye."

6. You'd know exactly what you'd be getting on a first date...

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And just imagine what online dating profiles would look like.

7. ...while also instantly sizing up your competition.

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Get it? Sizing? Get it? Do you get it?

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Penises.

8. You can get a nice breeze when you're working up a sweat...

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No need for expensive wicking fabrics!

9. ...which means no more disgusting, sweaty workout clothes lying around your house.

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Showering at the gym is 100% more reasonable if you don't have to pack a change of clothes.

10. You're always dressed for every occasion.

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Going swimming? Nice. Going clubbing? Great. Meeting your date's parents? Let's do this.

11. Noooooooo taaaaaaaan liiiiiiiiines!

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12. Hats would FINALLY get the attention they deserve.

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Putting the statement into statement hat.

13. And you'll always have a hook to hang them wherever you go!

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#lifehack

14. Every slapdash selfie becomes an artistic nude.

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#nofilter #iwokeuplikethis

15. And most importantly, these little guys wouldn't get such a bad rap anymore:

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We'd finally relate.