15 Places Where Only Incredibly Mature People Can Live

These towns are NSFG (not suitable for the giggly). Put on your adult hat and take a tour of the English-speaking world’s most suggestively named locales. Then head over to Facebook to vote for what you think is the Sexiest Place on Earth and enter for your chance to actually go there.

1. Square Butte, Montana

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FUN FACT: Butte is the fifth largest city in Montana.

2. Tittybong, Victoria

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FUN FACT: It’s a locality located south of Swan Hill. But isn’t it cool they call local government areas “shires” down there?

3. Ball’s Falls, Ontario

FUN FACT: Ball’s Falls is known for its paranormal activity and ghost sightings.

4. Cumming, Georgia

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FUN FACT: Zac Brown, leader of the Grammy award-winning Zac Brown Band was born in Cumming.

5. Crotch Lake, Ontario

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FUN FACT: Crotch Lake is 9 miles long, and is known for great fishing.

6. Oral, South Dakota

FUN FACT: A popular local rumor says the unincorporated community was named for the old postmaster’s son.

7. Dildo, Newfoundland

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FUN FACT: Every summer, Dildo hosts something called “Dildo Days,” a community celebration which includes fireworks, a bouncy castle and some sort of adult pageant.

8. Bald Knob, Arkansas

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FUN FACT: Bald Knob is a leading producer of strawberries in Arkansas, and is known for its Strawberry Fest held on Mother’s Day weekend every year.

9. Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia

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FUN FACT: Shag Harbour is like the Roswell of Canada, with a large unidentified object in the waters reported in 1967.

10. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

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FUN FACT: The 1997 comedy For Richer or Poorer starring Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley is set in the town, although it wasn’t actually filmed in Intercourse.

11. Climax, Saskatchewan

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FUN FACT: The town appears in the game Trivial Pursuit, the question being “what appears on the other side of the town’s welcome sign?”

Answer: “Come again!”

12. Assawoman Bay, Maryland

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FUN FACT: “Little Assawoman Bay,” as it is sometimes called, extends into southern Delaware. The larger bay of the Assawoman Sound is sometimes called “Big Assawoman Bay”, to distinguish it from the smaller bay.

13. Horneytown, South Carolina

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FUN FACT: Horneytown is 5 miles northwest of High Point.

14. Rough and Ready, California

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FUN FACT: In April of 1850 the mining town seceded from the union and formed The Great Republic of Rough and Ready, the world’s smallest’s nation. It would later rejoin the U.S.

15. Beaverlick, Kentucky

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FUN FACT: The town’s name probably came from its postion at the source of the Beaver Branch of Big Bone Creek.

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