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13 Signs You Are Obsessed With Figure Skating

This time of year, figure skating finally gets its spotlight. Fuel all your passions with Dunkin' Donuts.

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1. You can anticipate the judges' score within a tenth of a point.

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And you can itemize the deductions.

2. You watch every program from each skater.

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With a coffee in hand, you could watch for HOURS.

3. Figure skating has begun to bleed into your other hobbies.

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4. You know the difference between an "axel" and a "butterfly."

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And you can spot when one is perfectly executed.

5. You own a priceless piece of figure-skating history.

Or several.
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Or several.

6. You begin to see figure skating everywhere you go.

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(Psst — it's in the reflection!)

7. Even though this girl handles it well, you are angry on her behalf.

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WHY IS THERE A BOAT ON THE ICE?

8. You know that this is impossible.

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At least, you're pretty sure this is impossible.

9. You don't watch a movie until it comes out "on ice."

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10. You don't trust any sports that don't involve glitter.

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WHAT ARE THEY HIDING UNDER THE LACK OF MAKEUP, HMM?

11. You resent amateurs cutting through the sacred middle space of a public rink.

12. You're the same thing for Halloween every year.

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13. You can pronounce "salchow."

America runs — and skates — on Dunkin'.