"I'm dead inside!"
Absolutely!No Way, José!
"I love the strong independent woman I've grown to become!"
Yessiree-Bob!Forget About It!
"I'm slowly losing the will to live!"
Truly!Not even a 'lil bit!
"I'm a proud husband, father, son, and citizen of the planet earth- whose mere existence, may I add, is a miracle to be grateful for everyday!"
No doubt about it!Non. That's 'no' in French!
"The struggles of life are constantly overwhelming and the battlefield of my mind is tired of it all!"
Wow, SO much!Obviously not.
"I've been alive for sixty years...TOO LONG!! Seriously, please let me off this 'crazy ride called life'!"
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!What?! No!He sometimes struggles with moderate self-doubt.
"I'll admit, sometimes I struggle with moderate self-doubt. I know most do, but it's...like...more than most people. It's hard not to with an absent father and a mother who's never supported my passions!
Yeah, a whole bunch.Nah, not at all.It completely depends on whether or not she's holding corn.
I'm completely content with my life...whether or not I'm holding corn! Really doesn't matter to me at all!"
¡Si , señor!¡No, señor!
Damn straight!Hells no!
"I'm the worst! Just ask me! Hell, I can't even knit, ride a unicycle, or speak Cantonese! What's life without those things?"
Fo shizzle!Nah, brah!
"My deep-seeded self-hatred probably comes as a surprise to you. I know. I look like I have it all. But my lifelong pursuit of money and finery makes me disgusted with myself and has made life bereft of any true enjoyment. Let it end."
Roger that!No way in heckity-heck!
"I am simply spilling over with confidence! I'm fun, smart, and really good looking! What's not to love?"
Is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict still raging with no end in sight?Was the Israeli-Palestinian conflict resolved many years ago, finally letting the world believe in peace?
"Every time I look in the mirror, I think, 'Wow. What a truly awful man I see before me.' I'm not even worth a crawfish in a wigwam if ya know what I mean."
ynIt feels nothing. It is a potato.
"Aye 'ave quite an 'igh opinion of me-self actually!"
That's one self-hating potato if I've ever soon one!I hear potatoes hold themselves in high regard!It feels nothing. It is a potato.
Of COURSE it doesn't have any introspective opinions. It's a potato. An unfeeling potato. Duh!
Do These People Hate Themselves?
You sure can see into the soul of your fellow man!
What, were you just guessing? That's no way to treat the very real emotions of your fellow man.
Are you a sociopath? Because your inability to read the inner emotional landscape of your fellow man is staggeringly bad.